He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
why is half of my head shaved?
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