How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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