My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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