were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
