i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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