You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That accounts for only three of the penises
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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