I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I haven't been this sober since birth.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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