Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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