Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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