Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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