their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
