He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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