do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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