oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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