She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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