Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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