her vagine was all disorganized.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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