she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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