i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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