Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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