Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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