She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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