i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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