I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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