"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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