We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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