I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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