What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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