and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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