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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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