i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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