Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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