What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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