I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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