dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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