You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
