Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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