her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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