do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I believe in your delicious
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Randomize
