i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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