I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
