Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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