We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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