Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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