Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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