It's Friday. Sex?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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