yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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