Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You left your phone here
Wait...
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