Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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