I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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