Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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