My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
