i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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