Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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